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  • Server Woes

    When the server is down it will drive me mad It's the way to ensure I'll feel really bad Like a puzzle that just won't seem to fit Making my head feel like it will split Eventually help will somehow be found But till the…
  • Quiet House

    A quiet house is not all it's cracked up to be When the kids are gone, if you ask me Solitude, for which parents always seem to long, Just ain't so grand once it comes along The house reverberates with a silent air At th…
  • Running a Mile

    Mile by mile I run and run And I wonder where is the fun But then when with friends I go It seems to dawn on me and I know That running alone is not much my thing But when with friends, there's a spring In my step that o…
  • Delayed

    The nice lady behind the counter Said that it would merely be an hour So in we went and took our places Sitting waiting prettily as a flower Wouldn't you know, it was proven false And we were waiting there half a day Tw…
  • At Wits' End

    When you've reach your wits' end Who knows what's around the bend? Is it really going to all fall apart Just because you are all that smart? Or is there still hope for folks like me Who aren't quite as quick mentally Or …
  • Blazing Fast

    New laptop, and it's blazing fast Makes me wonder why in the past I didn't upgrade it; 'cause the old one Was making sure that working was no fun Hanging, generally slowing things down It's a real drag with such issues a…
  • Red Tape

    I don't know why the tape is called red I just know when I meet I'd rather be dead Hurry up and wait is not a game that I love It's one, in fact, that I quickly get sick of But to get what I want, it's the price I pay At…
  • Stay at Home Days

    On those good old stay at home days There are oh so many ways For us to pass our time That before the clock we wind It seems the day has passed us by And it makes us wonder why We don't more often spend Time our souls to…
  • Clogged Pipes, frustration

    Note: At my main blog, I have done poetry challenges off and on. The first poetry challenge involved making rhymed poems using the end words assigned by other bloggers. I've talked elsewhere about some of the benefit…
  • Barky Boy

    Each morning a barky little boy Decides to be the stealer of my joy By waking me earlier than I like I'm about ready to tell him to take a hike But then I remember how lonely it gets When my house is empty of pets So I p…

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